Talk:Beauty
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Created.--Thomas Wright Sulcer 20:26, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
Quantitative approach
The milliHelen, I trust, is the unit of face that causes the launching of one reference Greek ship, presumably at standard temperature and pressure? --Howard C. Berkowitz 23:30, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
- Standard unit of measure at the Miss America Beauty Pageant; takes 500 milliHelens to qualify, 650 to make runner-up, but the problem is when they talk or do talent contests, I shrug my shoulders and am supremely grateful I'm married to a woman with thousands of milliEinsteins of common sense and who happens 2b my wife.--Thomas Wright Sulcer 00:05, 20 April 2010 (UTC)