Nuclear jokes

While writing about nuclear power reconsidered, contributors here came across a variety of corny nuclear jokes and memes that are worth sharing for a chuckle.

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• Two-headed snowman in front of "Radiation Research" building

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  Skull bomb.jpg  

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  Nuclear Rollover.png Shit happens.

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  Sodium Chloride.jpeg A compound joke.

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  Shill-chocolate.png Confession of a pro-nuclear scientist.

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  Jane Fonda China Syndrome.png Jane Fonda when she first learns what could happen when a reactor melts down and the corium starts melting its way through the Earth.

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• Bad guys hire El Chapo's tunneling team to get under the reactor. They drill through the floor, steal some Kr-85, and use it to make Kryptonite.